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Man says he fell asleep next to one-night-stand woman, woke up a eunuch.

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Dmitry Nikolaev must feel like he has seen it all. At 30-years-old, he’s been a soap opera star, a cartoon animator, and now it seems, a eunuch. Russia Life News reported that Nikolaev had just finished a performance at a small theater in Moscow when he was approached by a beautiful woman after the show. The young lady, whom Nikolaev described as a “young, attractive blonde”, flirted with Nikolaev and then invited him to a nearby sauna where they drank beer, made out, and soaked in the hot tub. The next thing Nikolaev remembers, he awoke at a bus stop in excruciating pain, clutching his groin.

Nikolaev noticed his trousers had a lot of blood on them and quickly called an ambulance. He was rushed to a local hospital and moved to the intensive care unit where it was discovered that both of his testicles had been removed. According to the police:

“The removal of the man’s testicles was done like a proper surgery by someone with a medical education.”

Police say they do not know what the woman’s motive was but surmise it may be a prelude to a black-market sale (for what reason, I’m not sure). It is believed that the woman spiked Nikolaev’s beer with an as-yet-unknown drug.

According to reports, the young actor was too afraid to tell his wife what really happened and instead, claimed he lost his manhood due to a “serious illness”.

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